BRITS INVITE TD TO BECOME NEXT PRIME MINISTER

After his disastrous front nine performance in today’s scramble, these Brits (Mark, Brad and Louise - she has her own lake in Canada) agreed that the TD might be better suited to become England’s next Prime Minister.  But, when TD asked if Britain allowed their PM to fly around in a big, fancy jet and play golf or if England even had a big, golden ballroom where the PM could host lavish parties for the oligarchy on the taxpayers’ “ten pence?”, the response came quickly:  “What country could turn a blind eye to such a grift?”  Hmmm, TD felt it did sound rather silly once he had uttered the question.  Even after allowing time for due consideration during and between strokes, he realized that a tenure devoid of constant, multi-million-pound golf trips; the probability his jet would not be equipped with even the average golden toilet; that there would likely be no hand-picked group of “yes men” and blond women to blame for his misgivings; it hardly seemed that the role could maintain the TD’s interest for even an average one-year stint at Number 10. Once this political dream evaporated, TD returned to the reality that today’s was truly a delightful golf group as he discounted the possibility of ever entering British service. And, once Mr. Jamieson came out to assist in creating a new paradigm for the harsh, rainy winds, the round became even “more delightful-er.”  Uh, he did play better on the back.