SCENES & SIGNS AROUND AYR

TD ENCOUNTERS RABBIE BURNS.

TD swore he could hear “Auld Lang Syne” being recited up the street from his hotel and, sure enough, as he walked in a southerly direction, the statue of Rabbie Burns came into view.  However, Mr. Burns must be easily intimidated as, when TD approached the statue, the guy just froze. 

Should your family be getting on your nerves, TD found a remedy in downtown Ayr.

TD perused this list and saw that his name was not on it.  He was very happy about this as his marriage to Mrs. TD certainly been the highlight of his life.  TD estimates this statement to be worth at least 100 points. 

And, obviously they were, as this establishment appeared to have been long ago shuttered. 

Ayr-men.